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During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in [...]


Dover, Kent
via The Full Circle Project
During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here?

Bimal Pradhan
Friday 5 February 2016, 20:07:10
bazzzilll
thank you spiderweb, I have shared
Friday 5 February 2016, 20:40:20
[deleted user]
increadable and inspiring! Thank you
Saturday 6 February 2016, 02:25:30
spiderweb
Thanks Bazzzilll, I also like your joke.
Saturday 6 February 2016, 02:56:46
Trees
Yes, humans will make every mistake that can be made along the road to enlightenment. Twist every concept, pervert every truth. We fall 16 zillion times and eventually we get it, some sooner, some later. There is no other way to learn to learn the laws of the Universe, to REALLY LEARN. That is why what is going on, is going on. I think it's called grace, that we get this chance to learn. Makes me damned impatient. Of course, I am learning, too, stumbling and falling in my own way. I get grace, too. Thanks, Bazzzilll. You have great thoughts and are blessed with the spirit of Inquiry! Love to share with you.
Saturday 6 February 2016, 04:44:21
spiderweb
You hit it right on Trees, how do you think we are going to wake up the sleeping masses. I find they are steadfast to that little bubble they choose to call reality. Me, I'm free of all religion, yet I have a wonderful relationship with the universe.
Saturday 6 February 2016, 12:07:53
Trees
Let's reverse that, Spiderweb. How are the sleeping masses going to wake us up? So glad to hear from you. Thanks for reading my post!
Saturday 6 February 2016, 18:27:11
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