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Hi Mike and everyone else in the great Ubuntu Party...Thank [...]


Bracebridge, Ontario
via Ubuntu Planet
Hi Mike and everyone else in the great Ubuntu Party...Thank you mike for all you have done in your life's research and May the spirit of life protect you always...
I have a question for all who are on Ubuntu... Have any of you looked into Mr. Keshe's free power ideas? I sat through the videos on the fallowing link painstakingly, lol, you'll understand that if you choose to do the same... And I feel he is on to something.... Check it out and maybe there is someone out there that can do a little scientific research at home and produce free energy for themselves and passably others....

https://iamamalaysian.wordpress.com/…
Zen
Hi Jesse,
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 20:39:32
Zen
Just took a look at the 3 first videos on this page, and ther is for 13+hrs of listening...
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 20:40:09
Jesse H
Hence the word painstakingly, not easy to listen to. But if you can tolerate the crap the info may be useful.
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 20:42:00
Zen
well, i might eventually take a look at this, ther a lot of cool stuff, i like the conferences of Thomas Valone, and Jean-Pierre petit, some are heavy but some are more easy too listen
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 21:42:15
Zen
everything from Nikolas Tesla to the mysteries of Pyramid is interessting
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 21:42:55
Christopher C
I tolerated the crap (!!), downloaded all the videos onto DVD, and gave them to various friends more capable than me of understanding them. Much doubt. So far haven't found anyone who has tried out a unit and confirms that it works. Have video report of one very conscientious follower who went through the process step by step evidently hoping that it would work but finally concluded that energy savings were minimal. It worked, yes, but consuming grid energy! I have meanwhile put my proposed purchase on hold.
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 21:46:10
Zen
i am about to go back to school, i might subscribe to a " double D.E.C. in human and natural science so i can further go study physic in university, to make experiences on Sound frequency leviation and Zero point energy from the quantum vacumm... well all notions that i dont understand now lol but are so fascinating,
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 21:52:22
Zen
but i rather go and meditate practicing Qi Quong and Bagua Zhang in a Sacred temple on a mountain where the air is pur and consciousness doent need science
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 21:53:32
Zen
* Qi Gong
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:04:19
Jesse H
Ok Zen what the **** is that lol
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:05:28
Jesse H
geezz I get more action here than fb, lol
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:05:51
Zen
google or youtube Lu Zijian
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:15:16
Zen
I am only sharing ideas in wich i believe, maybe commenting your post wasn't the best place to do so.
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:18:38
Zen
forgive me if it was misplaced to do it
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:19:10
Jesse H
no problem comment away
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:20:30
Jesse H
I appreciate different ideas as well
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:21:02
Jesse H
If I had the ability I would likely try some of his exercises
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:22:18
Zen
the first step needed is to searche for a nearby tai-chi or chi gong center, i did subscribe to taichi course neer my home and i love it... but maybe it is not for everybody... but i belive it can help self improvement as a person
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:24:50
Zen
Seeing this incredible opportunity that this ubuntu movement can bring on sharing ideas and concept with other open minded people should not bring me to an over enthusiasme reaction and start spraying all my philosophical thoughs while i dont realy have knowledge of anything, thats why right now in my life in my present time i wish to find a place wher i could go as a kind of a therapy center to learn and practice Life energy control through internal martial arts training, so i can quit all my bad life habits that makes me lazy, impatients, depressed, self hated , negatively focused and hopeless projecting my own weakness on the environment that surrounds me blaming it for my sucessives failures...
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:31:10
Zen
.... need to work on myself before i can contribute to any movment
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:31:52
Zen
so i have soome real usefull skills to share
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:32:06
Jesse H
What's important right now is that you continue to try and better yourself. Sharing your ideas may also benefit others and as others see what you are trying to do they may just pipe up and join you.. I don't really consider myself to be old but health is certainly making me feel old...I would love to find somewhere I could go not to hot nor cold, lol and just live... grow food, leave all the shit behind, but I'm not in the condition to be able to... Enjoy your life, make the most of it while you are young (going in the right direction) and protect your health Zen, most important...
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:39:16
Zen
yes that is right,
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:42:10
Zen
thats is why i see Zen Buddhism and Tai chi, as other internal martial arts as one path across many others that can bring to spiritual enligment. That said, it is hard to simply quit our lifestyle for something different... It's a ladder that we can only climb one step a the time
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:44:39
Jesse H
Important reminder Zen... read carefully....
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:49:28
Jesse H
WARNING FOR ALL MALES FROM ME

Last weekend I saw something at The Army Disposal Shop that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Suzann. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.

The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Suzann what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Nigella looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Nigella (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.

Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a singlet with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.

The directions said that:

a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;

a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and

a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.

I'm sitting there alone, the cat looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.

I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the lounge, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
one note of caution:

There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.

· My bent reading glasses were on the top of the TV.

· The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.

· My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.

· My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.

· I had no control over the drooling.

· Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.

· I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.

I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
Tuesday 9 February 2016, 22:49:46
Rhona
HAHAHAHAHAHAH What a hoot! Can you claim your damaged glasses and lost testicles on your home insurance policy??
Wednesday 10 February 2016, 03:44:14
Zen
... 2 little triple A batteries hahaha
Wednesday 10 February 2016, 05:33:29
[deleted user]
You're a great storyteller, thanks for the laugh, Jesse, I fell from my chair 3 times
Wednesday 11 January 2017, 17:46:18
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