I would like to say to my UK (so called) government, I am puffin well on your case. And I will puffin well tell everyone about your puffin exploits. The puffin elites are going to get their comeuppance very soon - no ifs or buts about it. Elites! (parasites) Are you now puffin quivering? I'm sure you are because to be honest with you if I was you I would be. So guess what? Puffin times up. Tic toc.